We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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