Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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