somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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