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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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