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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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