I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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