In the future we'll all be gay
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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