butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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