I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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