Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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