remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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