I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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