My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I think I am morally bankrupt
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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