he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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