I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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