? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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