I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm at about main and main street
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
