Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I lost the right to judge tonight
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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