did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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