Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize