I think I am morally bankrupt
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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