i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I could make wine with my vomit
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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