Whod you bang
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
