why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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