You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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