is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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