Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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