Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I had to cum in my sink.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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