Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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