it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
