Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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