Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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