No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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