Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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