My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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