I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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