What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize