im drinking this country out of the recession.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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