Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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