Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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