What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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