I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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