i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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