oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
why do cheetos always look like penises
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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