so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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