yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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