at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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