toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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