next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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