yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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