Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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