If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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