never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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